No smoking + no drinking =

no fun.

BY GOD do I miss going out with my mates and getting drunk.  I miss staying up until the wee hours listening to shit music in my living room and finishing off whatever booze is left in the cupboard (vodka mixed with Baileys anyone?).  I miss watching Vic and Bob through one unfocussed eye and falling about laughing, I miss singing Disney songs at the top of my lungs (did I just admit that?); I miss going out drinking by the river after work.  In short, I miss being drunk.  And stoned.  I miss being ME.

If I hear one more person say "it'll all be worth it in the end" or " you've only got such-and-such time left now, it'll fly by"  I will defo start getting punchy.

Yes, its all very nice when I feel a kick and all, but fuck me, being pregnant is a bore.